
FUNCTIONAL GUT, SKIN & HORMONES DIETITIAN
Your stubborn symptoms have met their match(maker).
YOU DESERVE TO FEEL THIRTY, FLIRTY & THRIVING AGAIN!
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YOU DESERVE TO FEEL THIRTY, FLIRTY & THRIVING AGAIN! 💕

hands up if this is you:
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Acne should be illegal after high school—right?! But here you are, hundreds of dollars deep in skincare, bouncing between prescriptions, topicals, and elimination diets… and your acne still won’t budge.
You know there’s a deeper root cause, but figuring it out feels like throwing darts in the dark—and you’re over it.
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She ghosts you for months.
Then shows up unannounced.
Your PMS is insufferable.
Cramps take you out.
And don’t even get me started on the crime scene-level bleeding.
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You’re uncomfortably bloated.
You look 6 months pregnant by the end of the day.
You go days—even weeks—without pooping…
Or you’re sprinting to the bathroom like it’s an Olympic event.
At this point, food feels like the enemy, and you have no idea what’s safe to eat anymore.
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You’ve seen the doctors. They run the basic labs. And every time, it’s the same: “Everything looks fine. See ya next year!”
If one more doc tells you “That’s just normal” or tries to hand you an antidepressant, you just might snap.
I see you. And cheers to you, my friend—because you’re finally in the right place.
Let’s sort this sh*t out
The One-on-One Solution
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You’re desperate for answers but feel completely alone in the fight. Not anymore, my friend.
Together, we’ll build body literacy—so you can finally understand what your symptoms are trying to tell you. I’ll equip you with the knowledge and tools to take informed action, not just guesswork.
With in-depth lab testing, we’ll uncover exactly what’s going on beneath the surface. I’ll break it all down, interpret your results, and create a custom protocol designed just for you—so we can finally target the root causes of your symptoms.
And most importantly? You’ll feel more heard than you ever have before.
Birth Control Breakup Club
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You went on birth control to manage symptoms—acne, irregular cycles, painful periods, hormonal migraines. But now, you’re ready to break up with it… and the fear is real.
You’ve heard the horror stories. Friends dealing with post-pill chaos—breakouts, mood swings, periods gone rogue. You want to ditch synthetic hormones and reconnect with your body, but you have no clue where to start or how to soften the landing.
That’s where I come in. Let’s prep your body before the breakup, so you can transition smoothly—without the hormonal sh*tstorm.

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BABE, THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IS CALLING.
Ready to feel thirty, flirty, and thriving again?
It may seem like a dream to go about your life without annoying acne, miserable periods, or digestive problems.
But. pinch yourself, my friend, because it’s not just a dream. It’s what I help my clients work toward every single day!