Learn how to reverse the symptoms of your bad birth control breakup.

SO, YOU BROKE UP WITH BIRTH CONTROL… AND INSTEAD OF THE CUTE GLOW-UP YOU EXPECTED,YOU JUST FEEL LIKE ‘WEIRD BARBIE’.

it's worse than flat feet
(way worse)

You went to bed a Stereotypical Barbie & woke up with:

✷ Acne ✷ Hair loss ✷ Weight gain ✷ Irregular periods ✷ Mood swings

IT’S CALLED POST BIRTH CONTROL SYNDROME

& here’s why no one warned you about it:

Post birth control syndrome isn’t recognized as a formal diagnosis in the conventional medical system, which is why many OB/GYNs tend to roll their eyes at the mention of it.

Doctors receive minimal (if any) nutrition education in medical school, and most simply don’t understand how impactful nutrition and lifestyle can be on hormone function.

Unlike your doc, I have a degree in nutrition (registered dietitian here!) plus specialized training in functional medicine, so I have a DEEP understanding of the nutrition + lifestyle + hormone connection.

You’re in the perfect place to learn how to reverse your post birth control symptoms & restore hormone balance!

I don’t have anything big planned, just a big blowout party with all the Barbies...

AND YOU’RE INVITED!

Breakup Barbie (that’s you!) doesn’t have to stay sad forever.

Your post-birth control symptoms may have you wanting to drunk dial your ex (please don’t!)… no rebounds here on Breakup Beach.

Hi, I’m Jenny, and my job is “BFF".

I used to be Breakup Barbie, so trust me, I totally get what you’re going through.

Post birth control syndrome can feel like you’re having an existential crisis…

The sudden onslaught of acne, hair loss, weight gain, & mood swings can have you wondering if you’ll ever find your sparkle again (you will!).

With my help, you’ll be back to feeling like yourself in no time & we’ll forget that this ever happened.

friends don't let friends go through breakups alone.

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friends don't let friends go through breakups alone. ✷

Birth Control Breakup Club

THE DREAMHOUSE WHERE WE’LL WORK TO REVERSE YOUR POST BIRTH CONTROL SYMPTOMS

A peek inside the portal...

  • Think of this as the health class we deserved but never got in middle school. This module contains 4 lessons where you’ll learn about your menstrual cycle & how your hormones actually function, allowing you to become more in tune with your body than you ever have been before. You'll learn how birth control has affected your body (all the things you wish your doc would've told you but didn't) so that you can understand the "why" behind the action steps you'll learn that are going to help to "undo the damage" that birth control has inflicted on your body.

  • In these 10 lessons, we’ll unpack allllll the juicy action steps for how to reverse your post birth control symptoms & restore hormone balance. This is where the magic lies because oftentimes my students have diet & lifestyle habits that they don't even realize are sabotaging their hormone health. These action steps are like the "backbone" when it comes to hormone harmony and will ensure that the progress you experience will stick forever.

  • This is where I'll teach you more specifically how to address post birth control symptoms like acne, hair loss, & missing or irregular periods. I'll teach you the common causes of these symptoms and how to gain clarity through DIY functional lab testing. You'll learn how to order your own functional labs, how to compare your results to "optimal" vs standard reference ranges, and what to do in case you do have abnormal lab values.

Hear from former Breakup Barbies

✷ 10+ on-demand video lessons to provide clear action steps for exactly how you’re going to reverse your bad breakup symptoms (VALUE $297)

✷ Bonus trainings with details on how to troubleshoot specific symptoms like acne, hair loss, & missing or irregular periods (VALUE $108)

✷ Downloadable “cheat sheet” bundle with recipes, hormone balancing snack ideas, & guides to help you apply the course material (VALUE $195)

✷ Rediscovering your sparkle (priceless)

Your RSVP “Yes” includes:

total value $600

YOURS TODAY $147

Choose your own adventure, Barbie!

1 PAYMENT OF

$147

6 PAYMENTS OF

$27

Got Q's? Here's some A's!

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Got Q's? Here's some A's! ✷

  • Once you’re in, you have ongoing access to the course materials & any upgrades I make to the program for the life of the program.

  • Students have reported symptom improvements in as little as 4 weeks! However, eggs take 100 days to mature before they reach ovulation, and ovulation plays a critical role in hormone signaling. This is why I set the general expectation that hormone symptoms may take 3-6 months to improve once initiating support.

  • Whatever feels comfortable to you! This is a learn-at-your-own-pace kinda program.

  • YES! This course will guide your hormones to being the healthiest they can be, so it’s TOTALLY a health expense! 😍

  • Yes! This course is available internationally.

tl;dr

(too long; didn’t read)

will teach you how to reverse your bad breakup symptoms so you can rediscover your sparkle & feel empowered in your body.

Birth Control Breakup Club