
FUNCTIONAL GUT, SKIN & HORMONES DIETITIAN
Your stubborn symptoms have met their match(maker).
YOU DESERVE TO FEEL THIRTY, FLIRTY & THRIVING AGAIN!
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YOU DESERVE TO FEEL THIRTY, FLIRTY & THRIVING AGAIN! π

hands up if this is you:
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Acne should be illegal after high schoolβright?! But here you are, hundreds of dollars deep in skincare, bouncing between prescriptions, topicals, and elimination dietsβ¦ and your acne still wonβt budge.
You know thereβs a deeper root cause, but figuring it out feels like throwing darts in the darkβand youβre over it.
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She ghosts you for months.
Then shows up unannounced.
Your PMS is insufferable.
Cramps take you out.
And donβt even get me started on the crime scene-level bleeding.
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Youβre uncomfortably bloated.
You look 6 months pregnant by the end of the day.
You go daysβeven weeksβwithout poopingβ¦
Or youβre sprinting to the bathroom like itβs an Olympic event.
At this point, food feels like the enemy, and you have no idea whatβs safe to eat anymore.
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Youβve seen the doctors. They run the basic labs. And every time, itβs the same: βEverything looks fine. See ya next year!β
If one more doc tells you βThatβs just normalβ or tries to hand you an antidepressant, you just might snap.
I see you. And cheers to you, my friendβbecause youβre finally in the right place.
Letβs sort this sh*t out
The One-on-One Solution
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Youβre desperate for answers but feel completely alone in the fight. Not anymore, my friend.
Together, weβll build body literacyβso you can finally understand what your symptoms are trying to tell you. Iβll equip you with the knowledge and tools to take informed action, not just guesswork.
With in-depth lab testing, weβll uncover exactly whatβs going on beneath the surface. Iβll break it all down, interpret your results, and create a custom protocol designed just for youβso we can finally target the root causes of your symptoms.
And most importantly? Youβll feel more heard than you ever have before.
Birth Control Breakup Club
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You went on birth control to manage symptomsβacne, irregular cycles, painful periods, hormonal migraines. But now, youβre ready to break up with itβ¦ and the fear is real.
Youβve heard the horror stories. Friends dealing with post-pill chaosβbreakouts, mood swings, periods gone rogue. You want to ditch synthetic hormones and reconnect with your body, but you have no clue where to start or how to soften the landing.
Thatβs where I come in. Letβs prep your body before the breakup, so you can transition smoothlyβwithout the hormonal sh*tstorm.

Letβs get down and nerdy (but letβs be cute about it).
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BABE, THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IS CALLING.
Ready to feel thirty, flirty, and thriving again?
It may seem like a dream to go about your life without annoying acne, miserable periods, or digestive problems.
But. pinch yourself, my friend, because itβs not just a dream. Itβs what I help my clients work toward every single day!