FUNCTIONAL GUT, SKIN & HORMONES DIETITIAN
Your stubborn symptoms have met their match(maker).
YOU DESERVE TO FEEL THIRTY, FLIRTY & THRIVING AGAIN!
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YOU DESERVE TO FEEL THIRTY, FLIRTY & THRIVING AGAIN! 💕
hands up if this is you:
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Acne should be illegal after high school, amiright? You’ve shelled out hundreds of $$$ on skincare products, tried meds, prescription topicals, food eliminations, but your acne just. won’t. budge.
You know there’s something deeper causing your acne, but you just can’t put your finger on it. And you’re tired of shooting blind.
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She goes missing for months.
She shows up unannounced.
Your PMS is out of control.
Cramps take you down for days.
You bleed through tampons like nobody’s business.
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You’re uncomfortably bloated.
You look 6 months pregnant by the end of the day.
You go days [even weeks] without pooping…
Or your BMs are so urgent that leaving the house gives you anxiety.
You have no idea what to eat anymore.
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You’ve seen your doctors, and they run the basic labs, but the answer is always the same: “Your labs look fine. See ya in a year.”
& if one more doc tells you to “your symptoms are normal” or “you just need an antidepressant” – you just might snap.
I SEE YOU. & cheers to you, my friend, because you’re in the right place!
Let’s sort this sh*t out
The One-on-One Solution
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You feel desperate for answers, but alone in the fight. Say no more, my friend! We’ll work together to cultivate a sense of body literacy to help you understand how your symptoms are communicating with you, and I’ll equip you with the knowledge & tools you need to take informed action. I’ll order detailed lab testing so that we can get a really clear picture of what’s going on beneath the surface. Then I’ll do a thorough interpretation of your labs & write you a custom protocol so that we can begin to target the root causes of your symptoms. I promise you’ll feel the most heard you've ever felt in your life!
Birth Control Breakup Club
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You started birth control for controlling symptoms like acne, missing/irregular periods, painful/heavy periods, or hormonal migraines & you're afraid that these symptoms will come roaring back once you quit birth control. You've heard stories from your friends about their treacherous birth control breakups. You want to call it quits, but you're afraid that you too might succumb to the hormonal sh*tstorm that so many women experience post-birth control. You want to ditch synthetic hormones and become in tune with your body on a deeper level, but you have no idea where to begin in prepping your body for this big transition.
Let’s get down and nerdy (but let’s be cute about it).
Get down & nerdy with me in your inbox with juicy tips for gut health, hormones, cycle hacking and breaking up with birth control.
BABE, THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IS CALLING.
Ready to feel thirty, flirty, and thriving again?
It may seem like a dream to go about your life without annoying acne, miserable periods, or digestive problems.
But. pinch yourself, my friend, because it’s not just a dream. It’s what I help my clients work toward every single day!