
FUNCTIONAL GUT, SKIN & HORMONES DIETITIAN
Your stubborn symptoms have met their match(maker).
YOU DESERVE TO FEEL THIRTY, FLIRTY & THRIVING AGAIN!
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YOU DESERVE TO FEEL THIRTY, FLIRTY & THRIVING AGAIN! ๐

hands up if this is you:
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Acne should be illegal after high schoolโright?! But here you are, hundreds of dollars deep in skincare, bouncing between prescriptions, topicals, and elimination dietsโฆ and your acne still wonโt budge.
You know thereโs a deeper root cause, but figuring it out feels like throwing darts in the darkโand youโre over it.
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She ghosts you for months.
Then shows up unannounced.
Your PMS is insufferable.
Cramps take you out.
And donโt even get me started on the crime scene-level bleeding.
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Youโre uncomfortably bloated.
You look 6 months pregnant by the end of the day.
You go daysโeven weeksโwithout poopingโฆ
Or youโre sprinting to the bathroom like itโs an Olympic event.
At this point, food feels like the enemy, and you have no idea whatโs safe to eat anymore.
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Youโve seen the doctors. They run the basic labs. And every time, itโs the same: โEverything looks fine. See ya next year!โ
If one more doc tells you โThatโs just normalโ or tries to hand you an antidepressant, you just might snap.
I see you. And cheers to you, my friendโbecause youโre finally in the right place.
Letโs sort this sh*t out
The One-on-One Solution
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Youโre desperate for answers but feel completely alone in the fight. Not anymore, my friend.
Together, weโll build body literacyโso you can finally understand what your symptoms are trying to tell you. Iโll equip you with the knowledge and tools to take informed action, not just guesswork.
With in-depth lab testing, weโll uncover exactly whatโs going on beneath the surface. Iโll break it all down, interpret your results, and create a custom protocol designed just for youโso we can finally target the root causes of your symptoms.
And most importantly? Youโll feel more heard than you ever have before.
Birth Control Breakup Club
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You went on birth control to manage symptomsโacne, irregular cycles, painful periods, hormonal migraines. But now, youโre ready to break up with itโฆ and the fear is real.
Youโve heard the horror stories. Friends dealing with post-pill chaosโbreakouts, mood swings, periods gone rogue. You want to ditch synthetic hormones and reconnect with your body, but you have no clue where to start or how to soften the landing.
Thatโs where I come in. Letโs prep your body before the breakup, so you can transition smoothlyโwithout the hormonal sh*tstorm.

Letโs get down and nerdy (but letโs be cute about it).
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BABE, THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IS CALLING.
Ready to feel thirty, flirty, and thriving again?
It may seem like a dream to go about your life without annoying acne, miserable periods, or digestive problems.
But. pinch yourself, my friend, because itโs not just a dream. Itโs what I help my clients work toward every single day!